Are you finding your regular pillows aren’t plump enough and need something a bit more comfortable? Try Pierre the penis pillow. Yup, a pillow in the shape of a penis.
Pierre has a girthy shaft so is ideal for just resting your head on while chilling at home.
He’s the size of a regular teddy bear so if you need something to cuddle while you fall asleep, he’s your guy.
His small black eyes and rim of his helmet make him look quite dumb but really cute. And his little testes will enable him to walk to the toilet on his own without your assistance so you don’t have to wake up in the middle of the night to help him.
Pierre craves attention so if you adopt him, please give him a big kiss before you fall asleep at night.