Weird Gifts
If you have creepy friends that don’t look very enthused with the presents you give them, buy them a weird gift that they will get more pleasure from. They’ll also make great gifts for your normal friends who hate receiving boring stuff, like socks or vouchers.
Ball-shaped Cycling Tail Lights
Keep yourself safe while you’re cycling around at night by making other road users and pedestrians aware of your presence with these ball-shaped cycling lights. However, drivers may put themselves at risk as…
Wank Wipes
Stop using your socks, duvet cover, dirty clothes, or towels to clean up your sex juice after making love to your hand. Use these wank wipes instead, specifically designed to wipe away any…
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Burger Socks
This gift is perfect for those who love one of the world’s favourite fast foods as well as keeping their feet warm. Disguised as a burger with all the popular trimmings – tomatoes,…
English Breakfast Halloween Mask
Seeing an English breakfast on a plate is a beautiful and glorious sight to behold, but this face mask is just terrifying! Wear it on Halloween or to the office and scare friends,…
Burrito Blanket
Have you ever looked at the filling in a burrito and thought to yourself, “I wish I was in there with them”? If so, you can become that filling with this burrito blanket.…
Baguette Pillow
This pillow in the shape of a baguette is so versatile, it can be used as a regular pillow, a back cushion, body pillow, bolster or as a decorative piece for amusement. It…
Obscure gifts that you never thought would exist
If you’re worried about buying the same present as someone else for your best friend, check out these unique and obscure gifts that we’re sure few people know exists. Whatever you choose, we’re…
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Flick-A-Chicken
Chickens go green with envy when they see other birds able to use their wings to fly around while they are stuck on the ground strutting about. Give chickens the motivation to evolve…
Nothing
This is literally just an empty box, the perfect gift for those who have everything or those you hate and don’t deserve anything – except an empty box. The front of the box…
The Serial Killer Coloring Book
Improve your colouring skills and learn about the most dangerous serial killers to ever exist with this colouring book. Filled with 38 monsters to colour in, you’ll learn about their backgrounds and what…
Green Alien Carrying Human Inflatable Costume
An inflatable costume that looks like an adult human is being carried like a child will always put a smile on our face. Made of polyester and measuring 150cm – 190cm, it’s easy…
Emergency Moustaches
If you need to go to a party, event, date or just want to impress someone and want to look more manly, these emergency moustaches will do the trick. The pack comes with…
Wanky Candles – Knob Cheese
If you’ve ever smelt a willy that hasn’t been washed for several days, you’ll know how vomit-inducing it can be. Give this candle to a friend and they’ll think it will fill their…
Velvet Penis Hat
If you want to blend into a crowd and not be spotted by anyone, this hat with an erect penis and massive testicles on it will help you remain hidden like a ghost.…
Penis Toothpicks
These penis toothpicks like ordinary toothpicks at one end but they have willies at the other end with veins running along the stick, making them look quite realistic. Using these toothpicks may remind…
Penis Toothbrush
We know what you’re thinking about this toothbrush; you’re thinking, “Would I use the brush end or the penis end into my mouth first?”. Well, there is no correct answer as it depends…
Old Age Emergency Plastic Pants
These emergency plastic pants aren’t just for grandparents who can’t control their bowel or bladder. They are handy if you are: Travelling as it can be tricky to find a public loo; On…
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Sushi Socks Box
At first glance from a distance, you may think this is salmon sushi but is actually a box of socks with look-a-like condiments you would normally find in one of the world’s favourite…
Boris Johnson Toilet Paper
Every sheet in this toilet roll features the face of the UK’s prime minister Boris Johnson. If you think he has done a rubbish job of handling the coronavirus pandemic or running the…
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Fish Pencil Case
This fish-shaped pencil case will definitely catch everyone’s eye when you take it with you to school or the office. It has a zipper along its belly so you can open it up…
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Grow a Sloth
Are your kids like sloths, lazy and always sleeping? Replace them with these sloths that grow to six times their size when thrown into water and will shrink back to their original size.…
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Crap Taxidermy
Featuring horrifying and comical looking stuffed animals, including a mouse on a moped and an owl straight out of a cartoon, this book will make you cry with laughter at the creative and…
Personal Voodoo Doll
Use black magic to get revenge on people who have annoyed you in the past. Just stick a photo of the person’s face on the voodoo doll and shove pins in the appropriate…
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Jumbo Poo Squishy Stress Relief Toy
Relieve some stress by beating the crap out of crap with this jumbo poo squishy. Measuring 18cm x 13cm x 12cm, it’s big enough to be squeezed with two hands to help you…
Poop Knife
Do you or your housemates drop a load so big that no matter how many times you flush the toilet, the stubborn beast just won’t disappear? If so, you need the poop knife.…
Poo Head
If someone throws a curly turd at your head, your natural reaction would be to duck out of the way. But with this game, the aim is to stay still and catch the…
Fishing For Floaters Bath Tub Game
Most kids hate having a bath because they prefer to be playing video games or out in the park with their friends. But they’ll be happy to have their weekly wash with this…
Natural Harvest: A collection of semen-based recipes
The sound of using semen as an ingredient in your cooking may scare and disgust a lot people but according to the author Paul Photenhauer, the human juice is nutritious and has a…
Mini Finger Hands
We don’t think we’ve seen a creepier gift ever – which is why we have featured these mini finger hands on this site! You get ten of them so you can pop them…
Duck with a Dick
Have you ever seen a duck with a dick that’s almost the size of its body? No? Neither have we surprisingly. We’re not sure what was running through the creator’s mind when he…
Coddies Fish Flops
These novelty fish-themed flip flops are something we cod wear all the time. Not only will they keep you amused but are lightweight and comfortable. Give them to salmon who could do with…
Images You Should Not Masturbate To
Do you get aroused by almost everything? Test your ability to restrain yourself from self-gratification with this book full of images that shouldn’t turn you on, including a headless chicken, a man standing…
