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Philips Sonicare DiamondClean Electric Toothbrush
Keep your teeth and gums healthy with this Philips electric toothbrush. It uses sonic technology to pulse water between teeth and its densely packed bristles removes up to 10x more plaque than manual…
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Philips Series 9000 Wet and Dry Shaver
This Philips shaver has V-Track PRO Precision Blades that positions hair in such a way that provides a close cut, leaving your skin feeling smooth. It also has 8-directional ContourDetect heads that follows…
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Ultrasport F-Bike
Improve your health and endurance with this home trainer fitness bike. With eight resistance levels, you can set it to your liking and ability, allowing for the perfect cardio workout. The hand pulse…
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Philips 55-Inch 4K Ultra HD Android Smart TV
Turn your living room into a cinema and watch your favourite movies on this massive Philips 55-inch TV. It includes the following features: 4K Ultra HD resolution so everything you watch will be…
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Nintendo Switch
Play video games wherever you are with the Nintendo Switch. Hook it up to your TV to play in HD at home like a regular console, detach the neon red and blue controllers…
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Blink XT2 Smart Security Camera
Protect your home with this smart security camera that allows you to talk to visitors on your tablet or phone wherever you are using the Blink app, see a live feed of what’s…
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Eufy RoboVac 11S
Vacuum cleaning the floor and carpets is one of the hardest and most boring household chores. Why not let a robot do it for you? The Eufy RoboVac 11S is a robotic vacuum…
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Echo Dot 3rd Generation
Use your voice to control almost everything in your house with the Echo Dot by Amazon. You can tell Alexa, the slave living inside the device, do things like: Play music Answer questions…
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BBQ Toolbox
There’s nothing more manly than having a BBQ disguised as a toolbox. Made of construction steel, the toolbox unfolds to reveal the main grill, a tray to keep cooked meat warm and storage…
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Russell Hobbs Bottle and Drinks Cooler
If you love the occasional glass of wine or beer, you’ll appreciate this counter-top bottle and drinks cooler. It can hold up to 8 bottles, saving valuable space in your fridge for essential…
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Subcold Classic4 Mini Fridge Cooler and Warmer
Save yourself numerous trips to the kitchen with this mini fridge that keeps your drinks cold and food hot. It’s small enough to keep in your bedroom, living room or bathroom if you…
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Wanky Candles – Knob Cheese
If you’ve ever smelt a willy that hasn’t been washed for several days, you’ll know how vomit-inducing it can be. Give this candle to a friend and they’ll think it will fill their…
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Giant Pierre The Penis
It has been a few years now and Pierre is now all grown up. He’s a much bigger penis pillow and still has that cute but dopey look on his face. He’s at…
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Pierre The Penis Pillow
Are you finding your regular pillows aren’t plump enough and need something a bit more comfortable? Try Pierre the penis pillow. Yup, a pillow in the shape of a penis. Pierre has a…
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Pierre the Penis Body Pillow
One of the worst things about being single is that you don’t have someone to cuddle or release that pent-up sexual energy with every night before you go to sleep. If you need…
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Pierre The Penis Slippers
Pierre The Penis loves to be with humans whatever they are doing; being cuddled in bed, keeping your head comfortable as a pillow and travelling with you in your pocket wherever you go.…
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ToiLight Toilet Bowl Night Light
Do you ever look down into the depths of your toilet after doing a number 2 and think to yourself that what you see looks like a scene from a horror movie? Make…
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Boris Johnson Toilet Paper
Every sheet in this toilet roll features the face of the UK’s prime minister Boris Johnson. If you think he has done a rubbish job of handling the coronavirus pandemic or running the…
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Air Wick V.I.Poo Pre-Poo Toilet Spray
If you find yourself collapsing on the bathroom floor unconscious after walking in straight after your partner and waking up several days later, that’s a sure sign that they need to change their…
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Poop Knife
Do you or your housemates drop a load so big that no matter how many times you flush the toilet, the stubborn beast just won’t disappear? If so, you need the poop knife.…
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52 Things to Do While You Poo
What do you do when you do a poo? Do you peer out of the window to check if anyone is watching you? Do you think about having a big dinner so you…
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Poo Timer
One of the most frustrating things about living with other people is the obscene amount of time they spend on the toilet, making you late for work or to meet friends. They take…
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Fishing For Floaters Bath Tub Game
Most kids hate having a bath because they prefer to be playing video games or out in the park with their friends. But they’ll be happy to have their weekly wash with this…
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THE COMFY Wearable Blanket
Don’t you just hate it when you’re all warm and snuggly under a blanket on the couch but then have to endure the cold because it’s your turn to make the tea for…
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A safer trampoline that uses no springs
Many people get injured on trampolines by falling on or through the springs, on the frame, or off the trampoline completely, making them a hazard in your back garden. Springfree trampolines eliminates those…
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The world’s biggest trampoline you can buy
Make your friends and neighbours jealous by owning the Goliath, the world’s biggest trampoline. Measuring 16’ by 24’, you’ll have plenty of room to practice your backflips and somersaults. And because it’s so…
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Crap Jokes Toilet Roll
Have a good old laugh while you empty your bladder and bowels with this toilet roll covered in crap jokes. Some of its terrible jokes include: What do you get from a pampered…
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Energenie Remote Control Sockets
Save money and the environment with this pack of four remote-control sockets. Simply plug the sockets into the wall and then your appliances into the sockets. You will then be able to quickly…
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Alessi Orange Peeler
Oranges are one of the hardest fruits to peel (especially for a man with no nails) but someone has invented this peeler that looks like a futuristic and painful-looking sex toy to help…
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Ledlenser Police Tac Torch
Always have a powerful but compact torch handy wherever you are with this nifty gadget by Ledlenser. It provides an impressive 280 lumens (measure of light) for its size and can light up…
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LEGO Storage Brick
These LEGO storage bricks allow you to build life-size buildings, bridges, and other types of architecture so you never have to grow out of playing with the world’s most popular building bricks. With…
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52 Things to Learn on the Loo
Turn your bathroom into a classroom with this book that could replace formal education at any school in the world. It contains random facts and trivia, including what the dot over an ‘i’…
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Cocktail Garden Kit
Grow your own garden plants and then use them to make cocktails with this cocktail garden kit. The kit includes everything you need to grow your own plants; 6 seed varieties (Cucamelon, Blue…
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Buddy Wall Hooks
Inject some fun into your home while keeping rooms tidy with these multi-coloured wall hooks in the shape of little men that look like they are climbing. They come in different climbing positions,…
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Govee Wi-Fi RGB LED Strip Light
Light up your home with 16 million different colours using this LED light strip. It can provide vibrant or soft lighting to any room in the house using the app or by voice…
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SONNENGLAS Solar Lantern
This looks like an ordinary jar but the lid houses a solar panel and light so that it can be used as a lantern, decorative piece in the house or simply for storage.…
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50 Ways to Kill a Slug
If you’re sick of slugs gobbling down your vegetables and plants, this book will help you save your garden from these greedy pests. It lists 50 funny and serious but humane ways of…
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Funky Veg Kit
Have you ever seen purple carrots, yellow courgettes, striped tomatoes, red brussels sprouts or multi-coloured Swiss chard? Now you can with this funky veg kit. It comes with everything you need to start…
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Philips Hue White and Colour Ambiance Starter Kit
Set the lighting in your house to suit your mood with this Philips Hue White and Colour LED light bulbs. Choose from 16 million colours – ranging from warm to cool – to…
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100 Places Bucket List Poster
This poster lists the 100 places that keen travellers should visit before they die, including The Great Barrier Reef, The Galapagos Islands, Niagara Falls, Edinburgh Castle and Mount Everest. Ideal for those who…
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Prosecco Doormat
It’s customary to bring a gift when visiting friends, such as a bottle of wine or food item. However, if your preference is Prosecco, let your guests know you won’t let them in…
