Laser Projection Trackpad
Turn any flat surface into a trackpad for your computer, laptop or tablet with this laser projection trackpad. Weighing less than 40g and connects via USB, it detects the positioning of your fingers…
Ball-shaped Cycling Tail Lights
Keep yourself safe while you’re cycling around at night by making other road users and pedestrians aware of your presence with these ball-shaped cycling lights. However, drivers may put themselves at risk as…
7-in-1 Multi-Tool Pen
This multi-tool pen wouldn’t look out of place in James Bond’s arsenal of gadgets. With seven built-in practical gadgets, it will help workers survive gruelling and arduous days in the office or working…
C-Pen Exam Reader
This clever little gadget can scan text and convert it to speech, allowing those with Dyslexia to understand printed text, giving them a little more independence when it comes to reading. The device…
Foldable Travel Electric Kettle
Is one of your biggest fears not being able to make yourself ten cups of coffee every day while abroad because your hotel or Airbnb has no kettle? Eliminate that fear with this…
Push Pop Bubble Sensory Fidget Toy
Many of us find popping bubble wrap irresistible. But the fun ends when all they’ve all been popped and we desperately search for one that is unpopped, like the last chocolate in a…
Johnny Silverhand Statue
The video game Cyberpunk 2077 has been out for a week now, but you can now own your very own Johnny Silverhand figurine. Standing at approximately 9.5” tall, Johnny Silverhand – played by…
Drinkopoly: The Blurriest Game Ever
Similar to the popular board game that takes weeks to finish, players in Drinkology make their way around the board based on the roll of the dice and perform drinking-related tasks depending on…
Kama Sutra Workout: Work Hard, Play Harder with 300 Sensual Sexercises
If you’re looking to lose weight but dread the thought of putting yourself through the pain of exercise, get yourself this Kuma Sutra workout sexercise book. With over 300 sexercises, including the Dirty…
The Best Dirty Word Search Ever
Improve your swear word vocabulary while de-stressing with this adult word search puzzle book. It contains 1,000 swear words, drug terms, insults and sex terms for you to find so when you’re finished,…
Blow Job Undies
Layers of clothing can be our worst enemy when we’re trying to get undressed as fast as we can so we can have some naughty fun with our lover. If stripping down to…
Wank Diary
Make the most of your time locked inside your home during the coronavirus pandemic by keeping a journal of all your favourite – and scariest – wanks in this wank diary before the…
Wank Wipes
Stop using your socks, duvet cover, dirty clothes, or towels to clean up your sex juice after making love to your hand. Use these wank wipes instead, specifically designed to wipe away any…
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Burger Socks
This gift is perfect for those who love one of the world’s favourite fast foods as well as keeping their feet warm. Disguised as a burger with all the popular trimmings – tomatoes,…
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Beer Snorkel
Down a bottle of beer faster than anyone else at a party with this beer snorkel. It attaches to pretty much any bottle so you can accept challenges from anyone with the beer…
Marvel 1,000 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle
Use your cardboard-slotting-together superpower to complete this 1,000 piece Marvel jigsaw puzzle and save your partner from having to listen to you bang on about how much you love solving puzzles.
Impuzzible Natural Grass 1,000 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle
This jigsaw puzzle features the most beautiful and perfect patch of grass you have probably seen in your whole life. Spend hours staring at flawless blades of grass while you scramble to finish…
Emoji 1,000 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle
This 1,000-piece jigsaw puzzle features all your favourite emojis, as well as those you’ve probably never seen before. A great way to introduce you to new emojis so you can spam your gran…
Mario Race Kart
We’ve all played the video game Mario Kart and wish we could drive around in those go karts with our mates. Well now you can (sort of) with this remote-control kart featuring the…
ROKR Hand Cranked Marble Run Waterwheel Coaster
Have endless hours of fun building this waterwheel coaster made of real wood and then watching marbles make their way down the course. The hand crank operates the gears to activate the waterwheel…
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TaoTronics Massage Gun
Massage away your aches or pains while on the move with this portable massage gun. With ten adjustable speeds, it will provide the perfect massage for your needs, whether it’s for daily use…
Boyfriend Cuddly Pillow
We all need a cuddle now and again, especially after a hard day at work or if your family has been stressing you out. But a cuddle is hard to get if you’re…
40,320 Piece Mickey Mouse through the Years Jigsaw Puzzle
With 40,320 pieces, this Disney Mickey Mouse through the Years jigsaw puzzle is the second biggest on Amazon after this one featuring wild animals with 52,110 pieces. It features the life and evolution…
52,110 Piece Wildlife Jigsaw Puzzle
This jigsaw puzzle featuring every wild animal ever in existence has 52,110 pieces, the biggest we could find on Amazon. It has so many pieces, it is sent to customers in a shipping…
Airbnb Referral Code – Save up to £40 on your first booking
Get up to £40 off your first stay and £10 off your first experience when you create an Airbnb account and make your first booking with Airbnb using our invite link below: How…
Self-Stirring Mug
With world economies going down the toilet thanks to coronavirus, we all need to work harder than ever before to ensure our jobs and the organisations we work for survive this pandemic. With…
HelloFresh Referral Code – Get £20 off your first recipe box
Save £20 on your first recipe box from HelloFresh when you use our referral link below: What is HelloFresh? HelloFresh curates easy-to-follow recipes and delivers fresh ingredients to your home every week. Each…
English Breakfast Halloween Mask
Seeing an English breakfast on a plate is a beautiful and glorious sight to behold, but this face mask is just terrifying! Wear it on Halloween or to the office and scare friends,…
SafeCan Heinz Baked Beanz
Keep your money and valuables stashed in this fake Heinz Baked Beanz can that thieves won’t think to look in. Licensed by Heinz to look like the real deal, it can be kept…
Burrito Blanket
Have you ever looked at the filling in a burrito and thought to yourself, “I wish I was in there with them”? If so, you can become that filling with this burrito blanket.…
Baguette Pillow
This pillow in the shape of a baguette is so versatile, it can be used as a regular pillow, a back cushion, body pillow, bolster or as a decorative piece for amusement. It…
Official Marvel Avengers Thor’s Hammer Bottle Opener Keyring
We all need a drink after a hard day’s work, even superheroes, especially when they’re up against evil villains trying to destroy the universe. This handy little bottle opener in the shape of…
Who Shit Their Pants? Prank Spray
Spray some of this poo-smelling scent on your friend’s clothes and randoms will think they’ve made a mess in their pants. Your friend will wonder why the awful smell is following them around.
Thug Life Sunglasses
Own these pixel sunglasses that feature in the Thug Life meme. Smoke a cigarette while wearing them and you’ll look like a true badass!
Kama Sutra Scratch Off Bucket List
This poster with 100 sex positions will keep your gran sexually fulfilled and curious in her retirement days. Positions include The Crouching Tiger, The Double Decker, The G Force and The Tornado. If…
Spider Catcher
Catch and remove spiders, moths, and other insects from your home humanely with this innovative gadget. Its soft bristles surround and trap insects while ensuring they cause them no harm, allowing you to…
Crap CVs
With many people losing their jobs because of COVID-19, it’s important to stand out from the rest of the other applicants when applying for a job. This hilarious book is a collection of…
Baking Bad: Great Recipes. No Meth-In Around
This Breaking Bad-inspired recipe book by Walter Wheat will give fans of the TV show the hit it used to give them. Containing spoof recipes for ‘Meth Muffins’, ‘Ricin Crispie Treats’, and ‘Heisen-batten-Burg…
Carson MicroBrite Plus 60x-120x Power LED Lighted Pocket Microscope
This pocket microscope has 60x – 120x magnification, allowing you to view and examine the microscopic world wherever you are, such as insects, plants, and checking how many blackheads there are in your…
Upside-Down Wine Glass
Amaze others with this upside-down wine glass that makes you look like a magician. Use the ‘base’ of the glass for filling and drinking from. Just don’t be tempted to ‘upright’ the glass…
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Flick-A-Chicken
Chickens go green with envy when they see other birds able to use their wings to fly around while they are stuck on the ground strutting about. Give chickens the motivation to evolve…
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Fidget Dodecagon Toy
This fidget toy with 12 functions will keep your fingers busy and your stress levels down so you can focus on your work. It includes: A silicon cord that you can tug and…
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That’s What She Said: The Twisted Party Game
If you love innuendos then you’ll love this naughty adult party game. Based on the well-known saying “That’s what she said”, the aim of the game is to create the naughtiest and funniest…
Marvel Infinity Gauntlet Bottle Opener
Bottles are one of the hardest things in the world to open without a bottle opener. Some people manage to open them by using their teeth, bare hands or even nipples with some…
Nothing
This is literally just an empty box, the perfect gift for those who have everything or those you hate and don’t deserve anything – except an empty box. The front of the box…
The Serial Killer Coloring Book
Improve your colouring skills and learn about the most dangerous serial killers to ever exist with this colouring book. Filled with 38 monsters to colour in, you’ll learn about their backgrounds and what…
Green Alien Carrying Human Inflatable Costume
An inflatable costume that looks like an adult human is being carried like a child will always put a smile on our face. Made of polyester and measuring 150cm – 190cm, it’s easy…
Durex Fun Explosion Drawer
Keep your condoms organised and stocked up with this Durex Fun Explosion Drawer. The pack includes 40 assorted condoms in 4 types: Strawberry for some fruity fun; Intimate Feel that have extra lubrication…
The Best (or Worst) Cheesy Jokes
Everyone loves a cheesy joke. The worse they are, the funnier they are. They are great for breaking awkward silences or for trying to make someone laugh when they are feeling down. They…
