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Durex Fun Explosion Drawer
Keep your condoms organised and stocked up with this Durex Fun Explosion Drawer. The pack includes 40 assorted condoms in 4 types: Strawberry for some fruity fun; Intimate Feel that have extra lubrication…
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The Best (or Worst) Cheesy Jokes
Everyone loves a cheesy joke. The worse they are, the funnier they are. They are great for breaking awkward silences or for trying to make someone laugh when they are feeling down. They…
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Philips Sonicare DiamondClean Electric Toothbrush
Keep your teeth and gums healthy with this Philips electric toothbrush. It uses sonic technology to pulse water between teeth and its densely packed bristles removes up to 10x more plaque than manual…
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Breville Blend Active
Make homemade smoothies and fruit juices to enjoy at work, school or when out and about with this Breville blender. With its powerful 300-watt motor, it will blend ice cubes and frozen fruit…
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Philips Air Fryer
Enjoy all your favourite meals cooked in a healthier way with the Philips Air Fryer. It fries using rapid air technology and uses 80% less fat compared to traditional deep fat fryers, allowing…
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Fitbit Charge 2
Keep track of all your exercises wherever you are with this FitBit activity tracker which records your heart rate, steps, distance, calories burned and floors climbed. The device automatically recognises certain exercises, such…
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Ultrasport F-Bike
Improve your health and endurance with this home trainer fitness bike. With eight resistance levels, you can set it to your liking and ability, allowing for the perfect cardio workout. The hand pulse…
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Why Steve Was Late: 101 Exceptional Excuses for Terrible Timekeeping
We’ve all been late getting to work or to meet friends and usually its always for the same reason; the train was late, had to pick something up for my grandmother first, couldn’t…
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thisworks Deep Sleep Pillow Spray
If you have trouble getting to sleep at night, try this pillow spray containing lavender, vetivert, and camomile that reduces sleep associated anxiety to calm the mind and help improve the quality of…
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Philips 55-Inch 4K Ultra HD Android Smart TV
Turn your living room into a cinema and watch your favourite movies on this massive Philips 55-inch TV. It includes the following features: 4K Ultra HD resolution so everything you watch will be…
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Amazon UK eGift Voucher
Finding gifts for others can be a time-consuming and stressful task, especially if you don’t know the recipient that well. To save time and keep your anxiety levels low, get them an Amazon…
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Netflix Gift Card
Netflix is one of the world’s most popular movie and TV streaming sites, with 193 million users from over 190 countries. It offers a massive range of new and classic titles to keep…
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Razer Viper Optical Gaming Mouse
This gaming mouse by Razer uses an infrared light beam to register clicks, giving it a response time of 0.2 milliseconds. Coupled with superior precision thanks to its 5G optical sensor with 99.4%…
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Nintendo Switch
Play video games wherever you are with the Nintendo Switch. Hook it up to your TV to play in HD at home like a regular console, detach the neon red and blue controllers…
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100 Games Bucket List Scratch Off Poster
This poster features 100 of the best video games ever created that gamers need to play. When you’ve completed a game, scratch off its box to track progress and then find another one…
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Hydraulic Robot Arm
Teach your kids about hydraulics with this hydraulic robot arm. The pack contains parts so they can build it themselves and then pour water into the system to control the articulated arm which…
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DJI Mavic Mini
Take amazing aerial photos and videos with this portable folding drone from DJI which features a 12MP camera that can shoot 2.7K Quad HD videos. Its 3-axis motorised gimbal ensures that every shot…
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Eufy RoboVac 11S
Vacuum cleaning the floor and carpets is one of the hardest and most boring household chores. Why not let a robot do it for you? The Eufy RoboVac 11S is a robotic vacuum…
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Echo Dot 3rd Generation
Use your voice to control almost everything in your house with the Echo Dot by Amazon. You can tell Alexa, the slave living inside the device, do things like: Play music Answer questions…
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Biltong Making Kit
Make your own biltong with this biltong making kit. It comes with seasoning imported from South Africa to replicate the flavour of the original product. All you need is 500g of lean beef,…
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Scampi Fries
Scampi Fries are pillow-shaped crisps with scampi and lemon flavouring and is one of the UK’s favourite savoury snacks. They go great with a sandwich or a pint of beer. We guarantee once…
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Russell Hobbs Bottle and Drinks Cooler
If you love the occasional glass of wine or beer, you’ll appreciate this counter-top bottle and drinks cooler. It can hold up to 8 bottles, saving valuable space in your fridge for essential…
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Subcold Classic4 Mini Fridge Cooler and Warmer
Save yourself numerous trips to the kitchen with this mini fridge that keeps your drinks cold and food hot. It’s small enough to keep in your bedroom, living room or bathroom if you…
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Beer Making Kit
Brew your own IPA at home with this beer making kit. It includes a 5-litre keg, malt extract, hops, yeast and air valve. All you need to do is mix all the ingredients…
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Giant Beer Glass
Holding an impressive 2.5 pints, this beer glass is perfect for anyone who hates having to constantly get up to refill. A great invention as that energy needs to be saved for the…
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Mighty Mug Pint Glass
Never worry about spilling your precious beer again with this pint glass by Mighty Mug, the people who brought you the unspillable mug. Made using patented Smartgrip technology, this pint glass grips onto…
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LE CREUSET 3-in-one corkscrew, bottle opener and foil cutter
This handy little gadget has 3 tools in 1; a corkscrew, bottle opener and a serrated flip blade to cut foil on bottles. Made of stainless steel, it is small and light enough…
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World Craft Beer Case of Mixed Globetrotting Ale, Lager & IPAs Gift Set with Glass (15 Pack)
Discover 15 modern craft beers from around the world in the comfort of your own home with this gift set containing ales, lagers and IPAs from world-renowned breweries, including Brewdog, Quilmes, Hopfenkonig and…
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100 Things To Do After Quarantine Bucket List Scratch Off Poster
What’s the first thing you’re going to do when the coronavirus lockdown and quarantine end? Maybe we’ve been locked up in our houses for so long that you’ve forgotten what entertainment the world…
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Desktop Tetherball
Keep yourself entertained in the office with this desktop tetherball. It will help improve your hand-eye co-ordination as you find inspiration for projects you are working on or while waiting for 5pm to…
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‘Another 8 Hours of Pretending to Work’ Mug
We’ve all wasted time at work on social media, redone something that was fine to begin with, or pretended to discuss work-related stuff with colleagues when we’re actually chatting about what the plan…
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Desktop Boxing
Do you often get stressed and frustrated because your Excel formulas never work? Maybe your boss keeps giving you tasks that are way below your pay grade. Or perhaps your mouse never clicks…
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I Hate My Fucking Job Coloring Book: NSFW Sweary Edition
This colouring book filled with mandala designs and work-related quotes would make a great gift for anyone who hates their job. They can spend their time showing off to their colleagues how awesome…
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Bullshit Button
If you’re tired of being bombarded by your partner’s excuses for not doing the housework, putting up with your colleagues who are terrible at their jobs or listening to your grandfather’s exaggerated war…
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‘Jobs from The Boss’ Desk Bin
If your boss gives you tasks that are a complete waste of time or pulls you away from more productive work, get yourself this desk bin and fill it with any paperwork they…
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Wind Up Wanking Man
Does you gran love ornaments and fills her house with them? Add one more to her collection with this wanking man. Wind him up and watch as he plays with himself. His arms…
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Inflatable Duelling Dicks
In the animal world, some male species fight each other to win the female by showing strength and dominance. This should be the process for winning human females too. The government should issue…
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Jizz The Game
Work out your wrists with this party game for all the family. The aim is to shoot as much liquid from the pink plastic penis on your gran as possible and make her…
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Grow Your Own Willy
If the supply of a certain commodity is low or of poor quality, you can overcome this by creating your own. The same thing applies to penises; if there isn’t enough of them…
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Helicockter Penis Pencil Case
A pencil case featuring helicopters in the shape of penises. We’re quite worried that the helmets are dangerously close to those blades. We don’t want them getting circumcised mid-flight.
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8,000 Dick Pics Notebook
Give this notebook disguised as a book filled with dick pics to a friend and make others around them think they are so perverted that they couldn’t wait until they got home to…
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Rainbow Willy Pinata
This rainbow willy pinata is great for venting any sexual frustrations or annoyances with your partner. Standing at 43cm high and 25cm wide at the base, it’s big enough to fill with fun…
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Hen Party Games Pack
Bring some fun and naughtiness to any hen party with this party pack, which includes four games that will keep you laughing all night long. Pin the Junk on the Hunk is similar…
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Plastic Penis Party Straws
These plastic penis shaped straws are non-toxic and reusable, making them an amusing addition to any party. They’re also great for putting a smile on your face when you’re gallons of fizzy drinks…
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Willy Party Candles
A set of 6 penis-shaped cake candles that will bring some naughtiness to any party. An ideal cake accessory for someone who has large lungs and can blow really hard without getting tired.
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Big Pink Willy Balloon
Bring this handsome gentleman with you to a hen party and he’ll keep the ladies entertained all night long. Standing at 27 inches tall and wearing a blue bow tie, women won’t be…
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Willy Frying Pan
Cook up an egg-stremely naughty treat with this willy frying pan. An ideal gift for grans who love noshing on willies as soon as they wake up. It is the most important meal…
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Wanky Candles – Knob Cheese
If you’ve ever smelt a willy that hasn’t been washed for several days, you’ll know how vomit-inducing it can be. Give this candle to a friend and they’ll think it will fill their…
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Penis Handle Mug
This coffee mug featuring a penis for a handle is a great gift for those with an unhealthy obsession with willies and need to have one in their hand at all times of…
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McLovin’ The Muscle Man Bottle Opener
This handsome 70s porn star not only likes to screw women but also wine bottle corks with his screw-shaped penis. With his afro hairstyle, six pack, moustache and leopard skin pants, we would…
