C-Pen Exam Reader
This clever little gadget can scan text and convert it to speech, allowing those with Dyslexia to understand printed text, giving them a little more independence when it comes to reading. The device…
The Best Dirty Word Search Ever
Improve your swear word vocabulary while de-stressing with this adult word search puzzle book. It contains 1,000 swear words, drug terms, insults and sex terms for you to find so when you’re finished,…
Crap CVs
With many people losing their jobs because of COVID-19, it’s important to stand out from the rest of the other applicants when applying for a job. This hilarious book is a collection of…
Baking Bad: Great Recipes. No Meth-In Around
This Breaking Bad-inspired recipe book by Walter Wheat will give fans of the TV show the hit it used to give them. Containing spoof recipes for ‘Meth Muffins’, ‘Ricin Crispie Treats’, and ‘Heisen-batten-Burg…
Go the Fuck to Sleep
Most parents will be able to relate to this hilarious book about the challenges of putting children to bed for the night. Written in the style of a children’s bedtime storybook but with…
The Serial Killer Coloring Book
Improve your colouring skills and learn about the most dangerous serial killers to ever exist with this colouring book. Filled with 38 monsters to colour in, you’ll learn about their backgrounds and what…
Why Steve Was Late: 101 Exceptional Excuses for Terrible Timekeeping
We’ve all been late getting to work or to meet friends and usually its always for the same reason; the train was late, had to pick something up for my grandmother first, couldn’t…
The Dating Playbook For Men: A Proven 7 Step System To Go From Single To The Woman Of Your Dreams
Find and win your perfect woman in 90 days with this book that provides dating advice and tips so you’ll never be single again. It contains a no-nonsense guide on how to change…
I Hate My Fucking Job Coloring Book: NSFW Sweary Edition
This colouring book filled with mandala designs and work-related quotes would make a great gift for anyone who hates their job. They can spend their time showing off to their colleagues how awesome…
Cocky as Fuck: A Cock-licious Coloring Book for Adults
If you need cheering up or something to do to in your spare time, get yourself this colouring book which features funny illustrations of penises with beautiful and intricate background designs that you…
Floral Penis Adult Coloring Book
Flowers are beautiful. And so are penises. Well someone has had the clever idea of combining the two to create this ingenious colouring book featuring even more beautiful penis-shaped flowers which is not…
Famous Dicks Coloring Book
Have you ever wondered what your favourite movie or TV show would be like if the characters were replaced with penises? Imagine no longer as this adult colouring book features 18 hilarious illustrations,…
Sweary Cocks Coloring Book For Adults
Improve your swearing vocabulary and your colouring skills with this colouring book containing beautiful illustrations of penises with swear words on them. Each illustration is printed on a single side with borders so…
Cockalicious Adult Coloring Book
Unwind after a long day with this adult colouring book featuring 30 beautifully hand-drawn illustrations of cocks. It has simple and intricate designs suitable for all skill levels that will provide hours of…
Dick: Adult Swear Word Coloring Book
Improve your vocabulary for the word ‘Dick’ as you colour in illustrations of penises in this adult colouring book that will keep you entertained and amused for hours. Contains 20 pages for you…
Little Penis Santa Claus: A Finger Puppet Parody Book
Little Penis steals Santa Claus’ job in this finger-puppet style book for adults as he, just like the real deal, slides down chimneys into people’s homes, warms himself in front of the fire…
Little Penis – Oh the Places You’ll Grow!
Little penis continues his adventures in this finger-puppet style book for adults as he explores more of the world and experiences new highs and lows.
Little Penis Book: A Finger Puppet Parody Book
Follow the adventures of Little Penis as he grows and shrinks while he goes about his daily activities, including waking up in the morning, going swimming and being shown affection from others. Like…
Penis Pokey
Have you ever wondered what things would look like if they were replaced with your penis? We have, allllllllll the time! We think about things like what high streets would look like if…
Creatures with Cocks
Check out what animals would look like with hilariously large human penises and balls. Illustrations include a Cockotpus (an octopus with 8 penis tentacles), an Armadildo that is off-kilter because of its huge…
Masturbation vs. You – 42 awesome tips for You to not do it (too much)
Do you find yourself rushing off to the toilet at work every day to choke the chicken, having a cheeky wank under the table at a fancy restaurant when you think no one…
101 Things to do with a Huge Willy
Having a huge penis can give you the advantage of pleasuring others in ways that men with smaller appendages can only dream of. But there must be other benefits of having a monster-sized…
Best Small Penis Sex Techniques: Call-girls’ Guide to Amazing Sex
Have you ever heard the words, “Is it in yet?” whuile trying to have an intimate moment with your partner? Or are you the one that is never sexually satisfied in bed because…
Stories About Penises: An anthology of short stories and poetry
A collection of humorous, erotic, feminist, medical and postmodern poems and short stories (fiction and non-fiction) about the penis by writers from the UK, US, Australia, Canada and India.
Semenology: The Semen Bartender’s Handbook
If you have always been curious about what semen tasted like but were too scared to try, this semen bartender’s handbook could be your first important step in doing so. It provides tips…
50 Ways to Eat Cock: Healthy Chicken Recipes with Balls
Don’t get too excited guys, this is a cookbook and not a guide to giving men better oral pleasure! It contains 50 chicken recipes of varying difficulty so makes a great gift for…
The Animal Penis Book: A comic filled journey of nature’s weirdest genitals
Penises comes in all shapes and sizes. This is even more true with animal penises. The Llanos Mosquitofish’s penis has 4 hooks on it so it can latch on to females and deposit…
The Penis Book
Written by Aaron Spitz, an assistant clinical professor at UCI’s Department of Urology in California, this book provides answers to questions that people want to know about the penis, such as the best…
What If?: Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions
Have you ever wondered where you would land if you travelled back in time millions of years? Or what would happen if you tried hitting a baseball at 90% the speed of light?…
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Crap Taxidermy
Featuring horrifying and comical looking stuffed animals, including a mouse on a moped and an owl straight out of a cartoon, this book will make you cry with laughter at the creative and…
Where’s the Poo? A Pooptastic Search and Find Book
If you spend your free time scouring for dog poo in the park and you don’t own a dog, you will be great at this search and find game, similar to ‘Where’s Wally?’.…
52 Things to Do While You Poo
What do you do when you do a poo? Do you peer out of the window to check if anyone is watching you? Do you think about having a big dinner so you…
52 Things to Learn on the Loo
Turn your bathroom into a classroom with this book that could replace formal education at any school in the world. It contains random facts and trivia, including what the dot over an ‘i’…
Fox Tossing, Octopus Wrestling and Other Forgotten Sports
Could you imagine fox tossing or firework boxing appearing as a competitive sport at the Olympics? Yeah, so could we! This book takes a look at unusual, dangerous, and barbaric sports that man…
Natural Harvest: A collection of semen-based recipes
The sound of using semen as an ingredient in your cooking may scare and disgust a lot people but according to the author Paul Photenhauer, the human juice is nutritious and has a…
Weed: Everything You Want to Know But Are Always Too Stoned to Ask
If you’re intrigued by cannabis and want to learn more about it, this guidebook covers pretty much everything you need to know, including how to roll it, smoking etiquette, how to grow it,…
How to Appear Normal at Social Events
This entertaining book offers both practical and ridiculous advice on how to act like a normal human being in various social situations, such as what you should do when UFOs visit our planet,…
501 Excuses for a Bad Golf Shot
We’ve all had bad days on the golf course but if we’re consistently missing easy shots, we don’t like to admit that we’re rubbish at the sport, especially to our buddies. Instead of…
The Avocado Cookbook
Create delicious dishes with the healthy and much-loved avocado, including Mexican burritos, linguine, fresh spring rolls and baked eggs. The cookbook provides clear instructions and additional ingredients you need to become an avocado…
Games on Thrones: 100 Things to Do on the Loo
This book is filled with more than one hundred games, tricks, puzzles and pranks that will keep Game of Thrones fans entertained when declaring war on their toilet, such as making toilet roll…
50 Ways to Kill a Slug
If you’re sick of slugs gobbling down your vegetables and plants, this book will help you save your garden from these greedy pests. It lists 50 funny and serious but humane ways of…
How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You
This entertaining and humorous book is filled with comics that educates cat-owners on their feline friend and how to keep them happy in every possible situation by observing their actions. After reading this…
The Very Hungover Caterpillar
Based on the classic children’s book ‘The Very Hungry Caterpillar’, this parody follows the very relatable story of a man who tries to get rid of his hangover by eating whatever he could…
How Not to Be a Dick: An Everyday Etiquette Guide
This book teaches you how not to be annoying to others around you, containing tips on how to act in various social situations so you can learn to be a more pleasant human…
How To Bonk In Public
Have you been out with your other half and found yourselves inexplicably aroused while walking around the garden centre but can’t wait to get back home to pounce on each other? This book…
How To Live With A Huge Penis
Is your penis so big you have trouble concealing it in public? Does it get to work 10 minutes before you do? Are you sick of women treating you like a piece of…
Images You Should Not Masturbate To
Do you get aroused by almost everything? Test your ability to restrain yourself from self-gratification with this book full of images that shouldn’t turn you on, including a headless chicken, a man standing…
