7-in-1 Multi-Tool Pen

This multi-tool pen wouldn’t look out of place in James Bond’s arsenal of gadgets. With seven built-in practical gadgets, it will help workers survive gruelling and arduous days in the office or working at home.

As well as its primary function as a pen, it includes:

• a wrench and screwdriver that will enable you to dismantle your desk and repurpose it into a fortress to protect yourself from your boss or partner;
• a fire starter so you can create a fire to prevent unwanted guests (boss/wife/husband) from entering your working space;
• an emergency whistle in case your boss asks you to work on a new project or your partner demands you take out the rubbish;
• a compass so you can escape the tyranny of your boss/partner;
• and a bottle opener so you can enjoy a nice refreshing beer once you’ve escaped to your freedom.